The weakness has now become a four-year cold. A dirty cold that we all knew was nothing more than a contagious bug under the false pretense of “change” and “hope” and other such symptoms of degenerative “progressivism,” which is actually just a trace term for perpetual “Amero-French-Subservience.”  If you buy this shit then do your first born a favor and drown the poor bastard in a bathtub full of water heated by those evil bastards working 14-hour days digging coal out of our now criminal earth. Never mind that, you know, the part where coal and oil came from the earth, and the part where we figured out we could survive and develop by refining it, the part where we were allowed to live and grow and be a prosperous nation without being bastardized from within? You media-whore mongering robots, most of you supposed responsible adults jeopardized us all when you walked into that voting booth and pissed on the constitution and crapped on our flag. You elected a man that will, and I promise this throughout the course of natural eventuality, will make GW look like Albert Einstein on blow. Even worse, most of you have no regret or remorse, even after well over 100 days of well documented catastrophic presidential dead loss. You still cling to the idea that a man who can barely pull his scripted lines off a teleprompter (which was actually recently upgraded from the traditional small camera mounted version to massive Sony flat screens to give the appearance that he was in fact not reading his personal-from-the-heart addresses from a screen at all).  This guy is a douche-bag. He is still campaigning while North Korea is lobbing shitty Korean missiles to who knows where but the point has been made. This cocky bastard was talking about de-arming the US while Kim-Jong is lighting up over-grown Korean fireworks over Japan. Im glad Korea sent their 50 years too late shit tube up in the air, which they claim launched a satellite into space but was seen splashing into the ocean, because hopefully it will light a fuse in your socialist Saudi-bowing president. I would say he is ‘our’ president and offer some form of due given respect…except this man does not care about us, or even you who voted for him. He has made this clear on several occasions. We can only hope to God that enough of you realize that the party is in fact over. You partied too hard. May you all gag on the vomit of your Obama intoxication.  

worst joke ever, like way worse than man walks into a bar, cuz this is more like man walks into the white house and screws us all...