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Tuesday, December 16th, 2008 | Author: theratwhowouldbeking

It really couldn’t have gone any other way. It’s a test. Its one great big test of what’s left of the minds hearts and souls of the poor benefactors of what was supposed to be a prosperous and noble nation.

 

 

We,

In our great modern form are the great blindfolded witnesses of the persecution of religion, the severance of capitalism, the injection of government on what was a self reliant people.

 

We,

In our present state of involuntary restructure, are forced to question who in fact will actually give a damn about the principles and foundations of our republic (look it up), and challenge these heathen mongrels who think it’s a good idea to piss on the bill of rights, condemn the constitution and undermine the thousands upon thousands of good souls who gave their lives to protect ours.

 

It’s a kick in the teeth, a slap in the mouth. I actually had someone, someone close to me tell me that I shouldn’t be so negative about what’s happening to our country. I was told that our president elect was a “constitutional scholar” and that I should be supportive unconditionally. I will do no such thing for a man who stands for nothing, speaks in circles and surrounds himself with some of the most putrid pieces of garbage you can find on this still green and non temperature rising earth.  No one, to this day can tell me one reason why they voted for this man. Its actually become quite a fun game and I recommend you try it on your friends. Round up all your smitten demagogue loving bastard cohorts and see if they can tell you why they voted the way they did. Here’s the catch… they cant mention GW Bush or attempt to make your believe the election was about abortion… because it was not. You will be very hard pressed for answers. I’ve asked dozens of people in the last month and I still haven’t gotten a single reason. And some of these people seem intelligent enough to actually lie and make up a reason why they voted the way they did, but what is truly amazing is that most cant even muster up a lie, amazing because the campaign was based upon lies and undeliverable promises. What is consistent is the stream of side talk and subject changing blurts of bullshit, much like oh I don’t know, a couple million dollar how to vote infomercial that I get from people when asked the great question of 08’… “why did you vote the way you did ?”  You will get bullshit for answers I promise. You will get bullshit because nobody knows. “Change! Its gonna change! We got change coming! Change is here! Its time for change! We need to change! Its gonna change this time cuz change is coming” and so on and so forth.

 

This asshole faked the presidential seal while campaigning, and now carries around an “Office of the President Elect” seal in his limo. The problem with that being there is no “Office of the President Elect.” It doesn’t exist. But this guy is so high on himself that it does exist, in his ego, which is roughly equal to or greater in size than Clintons ass.

 

I’m not sure when this country started voting on fads. Its unclear at which point people forgot they were in fact voting for the Commander in Chief, who’s primary job is protecting our lives and country, and not for some thieving media humping douchebag who suckles on the teeets of racists, unrepentant terrorist and real estate con artists.  But never mind all that. This guy promises to change the world, and trust me the world is changing.

John Bolton, former United States Ambassador to the UN predicted in June of this year that Israel, on the assumption that our president elect is a diplomatic no talent ass clown who thinks he can sit down with all the worlds malicious dictators for coffee will be a bit weak on maintaining a strong military presence on hostile and volatile nations, namely Iran, will prepare for a preemptive attack with or without or support. They have already begun such preparations under the assumption that Iran will continue its uranium enrichment in hopes of and I quote “wiping Israel off the face of the earth.” Oh I’m sorry, he actually said Israel is a “disgraceful blot” that should be “wiped off the face of the earth”. That sounds like the kind of guy that should be invited to dinner eh? But its cool, Im sure our president elect and Mahmoud Ahmadinejad will get along just fine considering neither of them have valid United States birth certificates… Sorry, that was cheap, much cheaper than the three quarters of a billion dollars that it took to get the guy elected. 

 

its ok to be angry...trust me

its ok to be angry...trust me

 

 

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Monday, December 01st, 2008 | Author: theratwhowouldbeking

“Where have all the cowboys gone ?”

                                                -Paula Cole

 

Ill tell you where they went…  They packed their bags and headed out and left us to fend off the heathens and vultures of a new world gone stark raving mad. Where are the patriot flags and our formally drafted call to action? When did molesting the constitution become more popular than shoplifting? It’s a frenzy; a cold balmy blizzard of putrid dissolution and apathy. It feels like that sweet chocolate death chunk ice cream that makes you sick to your stomach. Burn your colors, crank the tele and head to wallmart where the great meeting of the misinformed started years and years ago….oh and try an not get trampled to death under the obese drag race to the hot deal on isle six.

 

What?

 

Whats that you say?

 

You didn’t get your invitation?

 

 

 Sure ya did, its on kitchen table under the “hope” stickers asshole. We used to have camps for people like you. There used to be uncanny resolve and the barrel of a slick rifle to back it up. We don’t get that part. We get the water downed vitamin enhanced easy to digest PG rated version of impartiality and our kids are going to pay some new kinda hell for it. Its gotta go back or by the time the smoke clears and the red dust settles we wont know if we are coming or going, eating or shitting, smiling or vomiting in bag with a bar-coded American flag printed on the side. Don’t believe me? Do some homework and look around the world for the last few hundred or so years cuz its been tried and tried again and believe me my friend it’s a grade A- certifiable recipe for failure and its becoming the ingredients of our new national stew. And im talking about a slop so sour and putrid that just the thought of it makes your gut wrench and brow sweat like the final moments before giving up hope and losing your nights intake to that great white bleach scented porcelain basin called failure… 

Remember me?

Remember me?

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