Today, Brenden realized that all matter is merely energy reduced to a slow vibration. And that we are all one conciousness appearing to itself subjectively. There is no such thing as death and life is just a dream in the imagination of ourselves. Here’s Tom with the weather.

Interesting article in the Cleveland PD yesterday regarding the new changes to mortgage lending. One point that screamed for more was the reference that if these controls were put in place previously in 2002 when they were proposed, the mortgage meltdown wouldn’t have happened, unfortunately due to political pressure they were shot down.
I know many newspapers have gone the route of just posting AP or Reuters articles in their paper and call that “reporting”, but wouldn’t it be nice to know which politicians brought political pressure to bear to shoot these controls down?
Ken Lay made an off hand comment in an investor conference call stating that ENRON was fine. He was prosecuted and sentenced to years in jail, but died before serving time. Barney Frank told everyone that Fannie Mae and Freddie Mac were in great shape and essentially, anyone that wanted to question him or Fannie or Freddie’s free spending ways was a racist. ENRON’s collapse was a pimple on the rear-end of Fannie and Freddie. Hey Barney, anymore great advice for us?

For now, I’m just gonna say I enjoy reading the stuff on here. I will refrain from commenting on some of the current events for fear my head would explode (and it’s contents redistributed to the 1/3 of the country that “Needs it the Most”)

Jason the Drummer

A lesson in the perils of free speech…(10 ideas to right this country)

Idea #1- Dig up Reagan, spin his DNA. Make test tube baby with Sarah Palin. Raise baby in Antarctica. Start new breed of politics known as Palireganomics.

Idea #2- Make the first Friday of every month the official “B-Rock-O-bama Friday Free Money Giveaway!”. If you can prove you haven’t worked a single hour in the last six month you get a $50 bill from a real live small business owner. Lines for days my friends…for days

Idea #3- Send Al Gore to China indefinitely; this one needs no explanation.

Idea#4- Seamlessly interchange the plots and characters of Law and Order with those of Sesame Street. Law student applications by 3rd grade skyrocket. Everybody wins.

Idea #5- Donate close to a million dollars to a FBI investigated voting advocacy group to commit mass voter registration fraud to drastically tilt pre-election polls then deny everything even though it was heavily documented and pretty much universally known but unanimously ignored… wait… wait a minute. Scratch #5– been done.

Idea #5 (again)- This is more of a tip. I keep my prescription molded earplugs in a Wellbutrin bottle, that way my ears don’t get depressed when I hear bad news. It hasn’t worked so far but individual results may vary. Seek immediate medical attention for elections lasting longer the 24 months.

Idea #6- Donate Nancy Pelosi to charity. Cart her around the country and charge people $4 to spit on her. The red cross will never bother you again.

Idea #7- Make all presidential nominees explain in great detail on public television, and under the scrutiny of a lie detector, the embarrassing details of their first and most recent sexual experience. This of course would be traumatic for McCain, but no less disturbing for John Edwards or Senator Clinton.

Idea #8- GOP 2012: Bacon/Thornton. Yea I said it, who in the hell wouldn’t vote for Kevin Bacon and Billy Bob? Well unless it was a Chuck Sheen/Jessica Alba ticket. That’s as sure as syrup on pancakes. Or syrup on Jessica Alba. Either way you’re going home a smilin’!

Idea #9- Contraceptive slushies from Sheetz.

Idea #10- Hire a homeless person to coordinate a presidential candidacy. His dominant catch phrase of course being “CHANGE!”… sound familiar? Well it should. Is he advocating some sort of political revolution or is his meter low? Is he going to douche Washington or does he have his eyes set on a chicken salad sandwich? Point taken, we tried too hard. Change is coming? Maybe change already done came! Look in your center console, there’s plenty of change there.

Wait…I just had a changasm… yep I just got change all over the place… what a mess.

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